Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

women's rights

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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