What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Justin Bieber.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

mexicans fishing

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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