- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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