- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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