Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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