How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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haha

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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your no better than a cockroach

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Anti Joke

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