- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why was the man sad His got raped

Is maynaise an instrument?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Women's rights

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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