- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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