How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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