- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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