Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

the holocaust

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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