- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Once upon a time a was born

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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