What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Rebecca Black

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What does? 42

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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