- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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