Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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your face

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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