KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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