- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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