Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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