- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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