- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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