how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A shark ate your mom

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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