What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

woman's rights

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

womens rights

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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