- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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