- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Please ignore this statement.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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