Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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