- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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