- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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