A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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