- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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