Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Women's rights

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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