- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Women's rights

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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