If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I was watching Fox news.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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