My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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