- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

I love alchohol!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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