Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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