how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

were at work systems r down

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

womens rights

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