What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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