- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Want to hear a Joke? No.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

PICKLES

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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