Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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y u no like me joke?

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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