- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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