How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Bitch

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What does? 42

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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