- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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