What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why? Because.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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