- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why? Because.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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