- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So these two girls have a cup .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How old are you? 7

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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