A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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