- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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