- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

an ethopian thanksgiving

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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