Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Pickles are moist.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How did the black person die? Of old age

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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