Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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