- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Potassium? K.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Albert <3 Hunter

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

why does the man appear fat he is

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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