Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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lol

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Read a Book.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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