- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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