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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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a. why? b. because

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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1+2 = 6

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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the economy.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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