A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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