what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Abortion

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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America

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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