What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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