- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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