- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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