- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did th-A fridge.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Knock knock come in.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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