A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Face...the other white meat!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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