Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Your big dick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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