- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

no

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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