Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Grace Ackerson

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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