why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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