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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

i'm hard

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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