- Anti Joke

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream