- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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