- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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