- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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