Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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