- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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