- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??