HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Women's Rights

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Poop

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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