- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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