- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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