- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Justin Bieber.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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