- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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