why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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poopy is poopy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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