- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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