What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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justin beiber sucks

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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I literally died laughing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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