ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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