- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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