- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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