- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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