Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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i'm hard

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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