What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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