Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Water? I hardly know her.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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