Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Roses are red, yup.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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