Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Andoni was here

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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