Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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