- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I named my son ps2 controller

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