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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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