- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Tony Romo

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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