- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Urban ghettos

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Poop

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Katy Perry

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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