- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims up your penis...

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Emily Walker.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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