A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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