- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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