- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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