What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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