so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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