BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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