- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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