- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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