Jewwy Jewstein

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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