- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

call me maybe.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Hello penis

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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