Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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top kek

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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