- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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