- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

The Colts this year.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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