- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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