I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Anti Joke

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