- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I wrote a funny joke.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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