- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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