- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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