- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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