A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

the redsox

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

96

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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