- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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