- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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