What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Alchohol.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Lololol

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops