how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

your mum

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

So a horse walks into a barn.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

salad days!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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