whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A black man walks out of a police station

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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