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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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