Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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