Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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the sky is green no it is not

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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