- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How old are you? 7

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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