What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why dont they make black forks

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Anti Joke

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