Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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VITAMIN C!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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