A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Cancer.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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