- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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