- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock Knock No solicitors

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Honk if you're Amish!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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