This is an anti- joke

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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