Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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